Bianca Gascoigne and Jamie O’Hara have been getting it on in the Celebrity Big Brother house for what feels like a century but has in fact only been about a week.
The couple had their ups and downs – Jamie kind of gave Bianca a spiel that sounded like a breakup, closely followed by a public announcement detailing his sex dream with Nicola McLean.
Then the two were back on, and REALLY on, as they fumbled about in the toilet making unnerving and very cringy noises.
And THEN Big Brother threw a massive spanner in the works by revealing to the entire house that Bianca had a secret boyfriend on the outside world, which was the first Jamie had heard of it.
Awkward AF.
Jamie looked like he was about to cry, Bianca actually cried, and WE cried because there has been nowhere near enough Calum Best screentime over the last few days.
But what is going to happen between the loved-up housemates? Have they cooled it off? Is Jamanca OVER?
Jamie made a point of sleeping in a separate bed last night, but it doesn’t seem like the whole staying apart thing has lasted very long.
Just look at this.
Oh, yes. The couple look well and truly back ON in these snaps from the house.
And it looks like they’ve given up on the secrecy of the toilet, despite it being a very sanitary place for a bit of lip locking.
Maybe the stress of the latest shopping task has brought them back together?
The housemates were forced to choose between food and family in the latest evil twist, and although we know what we’d choose (we have our steak medium rare, thanks), the lot of them seem like broken people.
Just look at how distraught Bianca and Coleen look when told that their loved ones were on the other side of the wall.
U OK huns?