We’re not sure if you’ve noticed, but we absolutely CANNOT WAIT for Celebrity Big Brother.
Maybe the fact that we’ve been sourcing out every single CBB rumour since forever to give you all the details?
Or it could be the fact that we pinpointed the official list today for you. For reals. Take a look at it here.
It’s starting tonight and it’s gonna be a BRILLIANT excuse for us to sit in front of the telly with our carrot sticks and kombucha tea, because New Years.
Before the show has even started, there has been an absolute tonne of controversy surrounding it. Natch.
First we learned that Speidi, aka reality TVs first and most outrageous couple (soz Mark Wright and Lauren Goodger) were set to appear on the show until their very strange requests for regular fish and chips were denied.
Mmmkay.
Then, Rylan Clarke-Neal gave us loads of show spoilers and they’re absolutely insane.
And then ANOTHER contestant is said to have called it quits already.
Do we REALLY have to wait for three more hours? EH?
Brb, taking a breath.
But bookies are cashing in on everyone’s delirium over the show. Apparently, there’s already a clear winner.
Who will it be, we wonder? Will it be Loose Women’s Coleen Nolan? Or is Kim Kardashian’s sexy tape buddy, Ray-J, taking the public’s fancy?
Nay, dear heat readers.
The celeb tipped for the Celebrity Big Brother crown is none other than Calum Best.
The same Calum Best that watched Janice Dickinson cool down her lady parts in his freezer on Come Dine With Me.
The same Calum Best that got a bit norty with Real Housewives star Brandi Gleaville (she told us EVERYTHING).
His mum will be so proud if he wins. Unless she’s pissed off because she wants to win herself.
That’s right, people. Didn’t you know? Mother and son united in CBB.
WHAT THE SHIT.
It’s the stuff dreams are made of.