The Celebrity Big Brother launch last night was a cracker. Of all the outrageous video introductions, and there were a lot of them, we couldn't help but be especially charmed by Marnie Simpson's.
In it, our Geordie Shore love claimed that she has the "best looking vagina in Newcastle". And we were intrigued.
Firstly, how does Marnie know this?
Secondly, how can we verify it?
Rather than go to Newcastle with mirrors on our shoes, we decided to turn to the people who should know.
Gary Beadle has so far remained silent on the subject, weirdly.
And Ricky Rayment has kept tight-lipped about the woman he had hoped to make his wife, perhaps less weirdly.
Scotty T didn't mention Marnie's vagina specifically, but did make this slightly odd proclamation:
While also saying that if Marnie doesn't win he will chop his bollocks off. So that's something to look forward to.
While Chloe Ferry didn't comment on Marnie's vayjay, she did send a message to her BFF:
And Aaron Chalmers said nothing about his on/off squeeze's lady garden, despite looking as though he may actually have been enjoying it in this picture:
Meanwhile, Marnie's other Geordie Shore pals were keen to wish her luck.
Charlotte Crosby even went on _BBOT_s to support Marns:
And Nathan Henry gushed about his pride:
Vicky Pattison's support was, however, notable by her absence. Although she did not hold back in laying into her Ex On The Beach squeeze Stephen Bear.
Did you see Marnie trying to get Christopher Biggins to slut drop during the silent disco? Lol.
*Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5. *