CBB: Will the great love affair of Stephanie Davis and Jeremy McConnell end TONIGHT?

Reader, we hope you're sitting down and in a safe, mental place for you right now.

We have some upsetting news.

The great union of our time - ex-Hollyoaks actor Stephanie Davis and ex-Beauty School Cop Out Jeremy McConnell - may end tonight.

There is no point wailing; the time for wailing is past.

It is now the time for acceptance.

Stephanie and Jeremy, Romeo and Juliet for the Kimoji generation, have cruelly been put up for eviction by their fellow housemates.

One of them will leave tonight, and our screens will be poorer for it. Unless Tiffany Pollard goes, that is.

Oh, didn't we mention it? Apologies, there are three housemates up for eviction, with Tiffany facing the boot for an incredible fourth time.

But will she survive again? And what will Megan McKenna say to her if she does get the boot?

Either Steph, Jezza or Tiff will leave the house during tonight's live eviction.

Seems a little unfair, non? Much as we've been watching these three with a fist in our mouth, at least they've been interesting.

And who will Scotty T snog if Tiffany goes? Won't anyone think of Scotty T?

Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.