Tiffany Pollard may have relieved herself in the *Celebrity Big Brother *toilet last night.
And not in the number one way or the number two way.
In the number three way!
Hang on - is that a thing? Whatever, Tiffany strongly implied that she masturbated in the toilet last night. Well done, Tiffany.
The solo fun came (arf!) after Tiff was excluded from a masquerade ball for the housemates and so drank a bottle of prosecco all to herself.
Tiffany was then heard saying: "Oh my gosh I haven't come in like 30 days.
"Oh wait, I did do it in the hotel room."
She then took herself off to the toilet and came (LOL) back looking pretty, pretty pleased with herself.
Twitter exploded with people questioning if Tiffany had helped herself to some fun.
But that, coupled with snogging Scotty T, seems to have both raised Tiffany's happiness levels and her popularity.
According to bookies Unibet, Tiffany is now 6/4 to win, with Scotty T at 7/4, while Gemma Collins has slipped down to 35/1.
Blimey GC. Maybe she should try and tongue Scotty too (she shouldn't - she really shouldn't).
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.