OK so correct us if we're wrong, but wasn’t tonight's episode of I'm A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! literally jam-packed with nawtiness?
Barely five minutes in and we were already BLUSHING as Larry Lamb blindly stumbled around the camp and 'accidentally' groped Carol Vorderman.
Yeah, yeah Larry, we heard. You couldn't see.
And then Carol and Lisa Snowdon had a very hush hush conversation about sexy underwear.
"You know when you have one of those moments in your life where you think, oh my god, you know at Selfridges when Agent Provocateur was in the middle of the lingerie (department), I was on everything on the telly at the time and I was going around with the girls going I’ll have that whip, I’ll have this and that," Carol whispered to Lisa.
She added: "I went back to the counter and there was quite a lot of stuff and they are packing it all up.
"The girls are now wrapping up the fourth box of stuff and one girl shouts out to the other ‘Ere, has anyone seen Carol’s nipple tassels?"
Unfortunately for Carol, Joel Dommett and Jordan Banjo just caught the end of the conversation, prompting Jordan to ask: "Is that your luxury item Carol?"
And Joel made a reference to the nipple tassels being tiny little countdown clocks.
LOOOL.
Petition to find Carol's nipple tassels, anyone?
By the time we cooled ourselves down from this nawty convo, it was time for the trial.
Scarlett Moffatt and Lisa volunteered to take on Adam Thomas and Wayne bridge for the chance to win immunity.
Unfortunately, they didn't quite manage to beat the boys, but we're not sure we'd do too well being covered in 123949209 cockroaches and what looks like a mixture of marmite and tar. YUM.
The girls did manage to secure themselves a table at the Royal banquet later on though after Lisa successfully coached SatNav Scarlett through a blindfolded assault course.
Lisa and Scarlett, along with the Royals Adam, Wayne, Sam Quek and Ola Jordan, sat down to a delicious lamb shank meal with ALL the trimmings.
Scarlett and Lisa then tried to sneak some back to the other campmates and brought back memories of that time we tried to sneak our own food into the cinema and got chucked out of the Odeon.
The shame.
Soon the mood in the camp changed as the first public vote-off loomed. After an emotional circle time, reminiscent of an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting the campmates then shared their favourite memories and aspects of each other.
Then in the blink of an eye, Ant and Dec were in camp announcing the result.
SPOILER
It came down to Carol and Danny Baker, but in the end it was Danny who had to cross over the bridge of doom.
:(
Who's going to keep Martin Roberts in check, now?
What does this mean for their complicated relationship? Is Manny over for good?
Speaking to Ant and Dec once he left the camp, Danny revealed he's backing Scarlett to win.
He told the hosts "Scarlett is one of the smartest women I've met… in and out of television."
We feel ya, Danny.
Thnx for the memories, hun.
NOW brush up on the full-line up here.