Celebrity Big Brother housemates OUTRAGED at Patsy Kensit’s “contract-binding” weekly spray tans

Life is so, like, tough for celebrities, y’know? The poor babies have such a rough time of it. Really, it’s totally unreasonable for us to expect them to live like normals when they’re actually special little snowflakes.

So really, we shouldn’t be surprised to hear the recently departed (as in, from the house – not dead) Patsy Kensit had a weekly spray tan written into her Celebrity Big Brother contract to stop her looking, er, Pasty Kensit.

According to the Sun, the other housemates were COMPLETELY OUTRAGED when they heard Patsy’s lawyers had struck the genius deal – who wants more dosh, after all, when you can ask for a beauty treatment that leaves you smelling like a Rich Tea?

A source told the newspaper: “Patsy insisted the weekly spray tans were a key condition of her joining the show and bosses were so intent on getting her to sign up they agreed.

“She trotted off to the diary room once a week where she has the treatment with the cameras switched off,” the insider added.

“The other housemates were relatively relaxed about it at the beginning but are now getting increasingly annoyed. They are having to apply their own fake tans, with some of them looking ridiculous with streaky faces.

“But Patsy constantly looks like she has just got back from a week in Barbados.”

Even Katie Price’s brother Danny, who’s using her Twitter account while she’s in the house, had something to say about his sister’s dodgy tan.

Last night, Patsy became the sixth housemate to leave *CBB *2015, after Jeremy Jackson and Ken Morley got the boot for unacceptable behaviour, Alexander O’Neal walked amid claims Perez Hilton was being a f**king JERK to him, and Chloe Goodman and Alicia Douvall left during the live evictions.

Celebrity Big Brother January 2015 official line-up