It’s finally happened! It may only be for two days but we can now watch Celebrity Big Brother without worrying about what stress Perez Hilton is going to cause for us next because he’s been evicted. YAY! Oh, and Kavana got the boot too.
Former teen pop star Kavana and famous blogger Perez were both chucked out of the reality television house last night after getting the least amount of votes from them to stay from the public.
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Looking excited to be walking out the door to meet show host Emma Willis, Kavana compared Channel 5’s most famous residence to a “lunatic asylum” and said it was a “freak show, night and day” during his eviction interview.
The Big Reunion star, who was the sixth person to be evicted, opened up about the real reason for going in the house and it wasn’t an attempt to resurrect his career... again.
He said: “I went in because I got a nice pay cheque. Number one, to be honest.” Nice.
Kav said he thinks Michelle Visage wants to win the most but he thought Calum Best and Perez were in with a chance of victory, before the blogger’s eviction.
He added that he had a great time in the house but admitted he shouldn’t have drunk so much, adding: “I can’t drink vodka, it turns me into the devil and most nights they provided vodka.”
Hot on his heels was the housemates’ least favourite pain in the arse, Perez Hilton, who was seventh to be evicted and the second of the night.
Despite continuously rubbing his fellow contestants up the wrong way, many of them looked shocked when Emma read out his name but screamed with delight once he was out and the doors were shut, with Calum screaming: “He’s gone! He’s finally gone!”
Perez maintained that he was desperate to leave throughout the series, telling Emma: “It was a traumatic experience for me. I have suffered so much pain in that house.”
He even claimed that a doctor prescribed him with sleeping pills as he couldn’t wind down after the stressful days he spent arguing with his fellow housemates during the series.
The writer walked out holding a plaque with his son’s name, Mayito, written on it and struggled to let Emma get a word in during his interview but dodged questions and even refused to say why he thought Calum should win.
However, he did explain his thinking behind “The Perez Show”, saying he created it as a defence mechanism to protect himself from the “negative energy” he felt he was getting from his fellow stars.
“It was a way of protecting myself and putting armour on,” he said. “Believe it or not I do have a big heart and I am a sensitive person.”
The finalists of the show have now been named by Big Brother as Katie Price, Katie Hopkins, Calum Best, Keith Chegwin and Michelle Visage.
Celebrity Big Brother continues at 9pm tonight on Channel 5 and the final begins tomorrow, also at 9pm.
GALLERY: Celebrity Big Brother's weirdest moments ever
Celebrity Big Brother's 13 weirdest moments
1 of 18Feltz Meltz
In the first ever CBB in 2001 Vanessa Feltz has a meltdown and scrawls posh words all over a table:□
2 of 18Na Na Neigh!
Dappy 'windmills' after jumping in the pool with Luisa.□
3 of 18Heeeeeeere's Jackie!
Jackie Stallone's shock arrival in the house in 2003 was accompanied by the immortal line: 'Yeaaaah, Jaaaackie!'□
4 of 18And the award for Politician of the Year goes to...
George Galloway pretended to be a pussy-cat in 2006. A nation shuddered.
5 of 18Poppadomgate
Jade vs Shilpa in 2007 led to one of the most controversial CBB moments EVER and to Jade's silent eviction from the house.
6 of 18Naked man alert!
Alex Reid gets a fake tan in the buff in 2010□
7 of 18Jedward in their pants
Jedward get vajazzled by Amy Childs in 2011.□
8 of 18Julie takes a trip to the fruitbowl
Julie Goodyear gets a little too personal with a banana in 2012 □
9 of 18Frankie doesn't go to Hollywood
Frankie Cocozza and Nicola Maclean get hot in the hot tub in 2012.□
10 of 18Lauren takes a tumble
Lauren Harries tripping up constantly in 2013.
11 of 18Leo Sayer breaks out of CBB because of dirty pants
Yep, Leo skipped out of the CBB house because of his dirty pants. Erm, every heard of a washing machine L? Sayer popped into the diary room to “humbly request” new underwear as he didn’t want to use the CBB house’s washing facilities. When Big Brother refused, Sayer smashed the fire doors open and proceeded to struggle with two hefty security guards while shouting obscenities. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, here's some video evidence:
12 of 18Darryn Lyons weird, lumpy, bumpy "abs"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" was our general reaction to Darryn Lyon's lumpy, bumpy abs. Unsurprisingly the celebrity photographer admitted on the show that he had undergone a “contouring” procedure to remove fat around his muscles and give impression of abs. WOAH, so they're not natural? Get outta town! No, please, literally get out of town. We're terrified.
13 of 18Verne Troyer drink driving
Verne Troyer has a head-on collision with the diary room after getting a bit tipsy. Then someone remixed it and set it to dance music. Cheers, internet.
14 of 18The ultimate nightmare
2015 was the ‘Freak Show’ within a freak show as Katie and Katie buried the hatchet over their shopping task to become a two-headed monster.
15 of 18Botched boob job agony
Katie needed a little extra support to collect her crown. "They wanted to pull me from the show, I had a really bad medical problem." No kidding.
16 of 18Perez in panties
Perez Hilton had blazing rows with Calum and Katie. Oh, and danced in his dinosaur pants.
17 of 18Drawn to each other
Summer 2015 brought us CBB’s best ever bromance. James Hill and Austin Armacost got down and dirty in bed, in play-fights, in a striptease…all over really.
18 of 18Only this big
Stevi Ritchie revealed nasty secrets about his mini manhood, glow in the dark condoms (they light up your face!) and why sex with fiancé Chloe is like “going through the Dartford Tunnel”.