Celebrity Big Brother is our one shining warm beacon of hope in an otherwise extremely cold and sad January.
And it starts TONIGHT, people.
The full line-up was revealed today, and it looks pretty fab – particularly because it includes Kim Kardashian's sex tape friend Ray Jay.
Who we're guessing is gonna dig up some serious dirt.
Clearly the producers think so too, because they've reportedly (according to TMZ) paid him a cool $1 million (about £800,000) to appear on the show.
Wowzers.
(For context – Stephen Bear was given £12,000. Lol).
PLUS, Ray J has apparently been given $30,000 toward expenses including flights and a post-CBB? hotel.
A rep for Channel 5 told the Daily Star: "We don't comment on fees, contracts or unconfirmed housemates."
We really wish we were Ray Jay RN, TBH.
In other CBB news, did you hear about the MASSIVE TWIST they've got planned for tonight's episode?
The full line-up of housemates was revealed today, but it's been reported by The Sun that two more are set to follow in their footsteps.
A source told the paper: "Two more faces will enter the house on Friday night."
"The identities are being kept top secret but fans can definitely expect added tension and drama once the late comers make their presence known," they continued.
"It will be a shock twist for the housemates that will already be entering the house on Tuesday night and viewers can expect to see dynamics and blossoming friendships rocked when the two extra celebrities join."
WE'RE SO EXCITED!
Who will it be?
Chantelle and Preston? Nikki and Pete? STEPHEN BEAR AND CHLOE KHAN?
Prob none of those, TBH, particularly because Bear said he wasn't cool enough to go back in.
Shame.
It was also reported today that Jody Lathan has PULLED OUT of the show.
AND Speidi might be quitting because of a row over fish and chips. Very strange.
OH – and Rylan Clark-Neal has been revealing even more twists. The tease.
Celebrity Big Brother starts tonight at 9pm on Channel 5