Happy Friday morning news now, and your girl Katie Hopkins has already compared Perez Hilton to a particularly nasty sexually transmitted infection and said he's got a teeny peen. All's fair in love, war and the Celebrity Big Brother house, apparently.
On last night's show we saw Katie deliver an open letter to Big Brother in the Diary Room in which she cut her housemates to absolute shreds. Why oh WHY have they not given her a Burn Book yet?
When she got on to the subject of Perez, Katie snapped: "He's a bit like thrush, but more irritating, like syphilis.
"Someone with a penis that small should never wear leggings. Know that!"
Oh, but we do, Katie. We have a mental image right now that ain't going nowhere. On-the-receiving-end-of-a-prolonged-Lycra-clad-lunge emoji
Katie was already rattled by King Perez's demands that she paint his nails earlier in the day, to which she asked him what would happen if she said 'no'.
He told her no wasn't an option, so she asked what would she be able to say if he asked her to "suck his knob". Lovely.
Perez himself is immune from tonight's eviction, but he's picked four housemates who will be up for the public vote because they've all been mean to him.
It's a choice between Chloe Goodman, Alicia Douvall, Michelle Visage and Alexander O'Neal to go – and as SOON as the eviction has taken place, we're reportedly getting KATIE PRICE dropped into the CBB house.
Catch all the drama in tonight's CBB, 9pm on Channel 5, and join in the conversation over at @heatworld.
CBB 2015 Alicia Douvall before and after plastic surgery
CBB 2015 Alicia Douvall before and after plastic surgery
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