Celebrity Big Brother’s Katie Hopkins on defying King Perez Hilton’s demands: “Can I say no if you ask me to suck your knob?”

Katie Hopkins has caused a million households across the UK to spit out their tea in horror at her comments about performing, er, fellatio on Perez Hilton.

With Perez currently crowned King of the Fairies by Cami Li, it means the other housemates have to do as he says – but Katie decided to challenge him to a thinking exercise when he decreed that she would give up her afternoon to paint his fingernails.

“What happens if I don’t?” she asked, all querying eyebrows and beady eyes narrowed into angry little furrows.

"I don't think it's an option..." he replied.

"No is not an option? But what if you asked me to suck your knob?” she replied.

“I didn’t ask you that–”

“But what if you did? Then no would be an option."

“But I wouldn’t ask you that. It’s offensive to even suggest that I would ask you that.”

Perez then attempted to re-establish his authority by telling the rest of the housemates he would “banquesh” Katie to jail if she refused to give him his manicure, but she quickly picked up on his grammatical mistake.

“‘Banish’, darling. It’s difficult, the English language, but if you work really hard you can get to Michelle’s level, which is pretty exceptional. ‘Banish’, try it again,” she snapped right back.

Christ. Tune in tonight at 9pm on Channel 5 for more fireworks between these two.

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