For some weird and wonderful reason Charlotte Crosby has made a habit of wetting herself on television – she wet the sheets when she was about to shag Geordie Shore co-star Gary Beadle on their MTV reality show, she peed the bed on Celebrity Big Brother, and she had a tinkle in her wetsuit when she made her debut on the second series of Ex On The Beach.
So it’s only fitting the reality star has recorded a song about losing control of her bladder called DANGERPISS.
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Char has even recorded a rather special video to go with it in conjunction with Australian radio station hit92.9.
The track includes lyrics such as “I’m out on the town, I pull me pants down, this is the highlight of me night”, and “you can’t make a sound, you squat to the ground, make sure you cover your behind”. L to the O L.
In the video Charlotte can be seen squatting all over the place – in a bar, in a lift, behind a bush – as if her bladder is just bursting with pee. Nice.
Unfortunately the song isn’t available for download, to our knowledge, anyway, but you can watch the video as much as you like above.
Enjoy!
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