Another day, another major Geordie Shore drama.
It feels like not a second goes by in that house without someone tashing on, kicking off or getting mortal in the Toon.
The 13th series of the show hasn’t even finished, but we’ve already heard about all the drama due to kick off in series 14, which the cast have just finished filming.
First, there was Marnie Simpson’s pretty scary meltdown outside a club.
Then she was rushed to hospital and was treated for a bladder infection.
There was also news of all the Geordie Shore newbies, some of whom are familiar faces. Recognise your ex-girlfriend, Kyle Christie?
Dan Clark was set to join the series for the first time in 2017, but after these allegations that he threatened his ex-girlfriend, we’re not so sure…
But back to THIS series of Geordie Shore.
In the past few episodes, we saw Chantelle Connelly storm out of the show. If you thought she’d go quietly, you’re SO wrong. Chantelle launched into a major rant about the rest of her cast-mates on Twitter.
Now, the drama is all around Chloe Ferry and Marty McKenna, who have been on and off more times than a light switch.
In tonight’s episode, Chloe and Marty get into an EXPLOSIVE row (shocker), after Marnie chucks a drink in Marty’s face.
Sick of seeing Chloe upset, Marnie did what any BFF would most likely do and swilled Marty.
But things get awks really quickly, and Marty and Chloe end up arguing. Marty then calls Chloe fat.
NOT. COOL. Even for Marty that’s a pretty harsh thing to say, especially to a girl he’s supposed to care about.
You can watch the drama unfold tonight on MTV, 10pm.
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