Coronation Street viewers have watched on as Silly Steve McDonald has made a fool of himself over and over again since he arrived in Weatherfield nearly 30 years ago. But his latest gaffe has surely taken the biscuit.
The taxi driver is set to marry fellow cobbles resident Tracy Barlow for the THIRD time (facepalm), but fans of the show have seen doubt creep into Steve's resolve, and when Tracy offered him a free pass - to a spa - Steve thought she meant he could have one last fling before settling down. Does he not know Tracy AT ALL?!
After snogging Abi, viewers have been convinced that the two would end up sealing the deal and sleeping together, especially after spoilers have alluded to the fact. But when it came down to it, it was actually LEANNE BATTERSBY that Steve ended up copping off with.
As in, Leanne that Steve already has baby Oliver with after their affair ended his marriage to his beloved wife Michelle Connor - played by Kym Marsh.
Swipe through to see Coronation Street spoilers for next week...
Coronation Street spoilers - first week of October CLOSER
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Billy is shocked when he sees David bundling Josh into his car.
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He comes concerned that David is about to do something stupid.
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What's David planning?
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Sinead breaks down when she admits to Beth that she's 12 weeks pregnant, but has been bleeding for the last four weeks.
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Sinead goes to the hospital for her 12 week scan, and she and Daniel are delighted when they see the baby pop up on the sonogram screen
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However, after Daniel leaves the room, Sinead tells the doctor about the bleeding. on further investigation, a lump is found on her cervix. Sinead is told it needs further investigation.
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Sinead is at her wits end after being told that the lump may be cancerous, and she may need chemotherapy, and may also have to have a termination.
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But when Daniel receives a letter from his mum but says he wants nothing to do with her, Sinead puts her worries on the back burner to support him.
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Ryan sticks to his story that he left the flat and when he came back Cormac was dead. He tells Sophie that he panicked and didn't call an ambulance and asks her to back up his version of events.
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In fear of Ronan, Ryan reveals he's planning to do a runner and suggests Ali should do the same.
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Ali refuses, and the police arrive.
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Ryan is arrested and taken to the station.
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Ryan is held in a police cell.
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Imran represents Ryan in his police interview. He tells them the truth about how he delayed calling an ambulance. The police warn if the pills found in his pocket match those that killed Cormac he's in serious trouble.
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Daniel apologises to Kirk for talking down to him about the big cat and surprises him by asking him to be best man at the wedding.
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Ali tells Jude to come clean and give Roy the money back
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Jude gives the cheque back to Roy as Ali watches
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In a bid to ease Jack's return to school, Brian promises he can play computer games with his mates at breaktime
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Jack later tells Kevin he feels different at school.
The pair were walked in on by Tracy's stepbrother Peter Barlow and Tim Metcalfe, who told Steve that Tracy had been hospitalised, leaving Steve to beg them to keep what they'd seen to themselves.
But inevitably, Corrie fans have run away with the storyline, and taken to Twitter to reveal their suspicions that a second Barlow/Battersby baby could be on the way.
Could it really be a second baby for the pair? And after Tracy inevitably finds out, what on EARTH will she do about it? Will they still make it down the aisle? So many questions...
Coronation Street airs Monday, Wednesdays and Fridays at 7.30pm and 8.30pm.
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