We’ve managed to get through a whopping 14 days of Celebrity Big Brother All Stars without having a meltdown from drama-induced stress.
It must be a bloody miracle.
Chloe Ferry has been stripping off and rubbing her bits on a green plastic dog, Jazmine Waltz suffered a TERRIBLE eviction (worse than Austin Armacost’s?), and tonight we’re gonna see some awkward face-to-face nominations.
It feels like absolutely years ago that Ray J and Brandon Block quit the show, and don’t get us STARTED on all the agg that Kim Woodburn has brought into the house.
Corrrr.
But it looks like there might be ANOTHER pretty contro contestant entering the house if this is anything to go by.
Remember when we told you that Danielle Lloyd, aka Jamie O’Hara’s ex-wife, might be going into the Celebrity Big Brother house?
Well, the former WAG told OK magazine that she HAS been approached to do the show, and boy would shit. Kick. Off.
“Everyone has been begging me to go back in,” she told the mag.
“There were discussions, but it would cause more problems. Jamie’s face would be a picture. It’s not even about the money.”
Considering Danielle might want to talk to Jamie – and Nicola McLean – about a number of things, this would make awkward AF viewing.
She’d probs wanna talk about what he has been saying about her in the house – it counts as ‘defermation’, remember?
Secondly, she’d probs address his lurve fling with Bianca Gascoigne which only just seems to be getting off the ground.
Watch this. It’s kind of cute.
Thirdly, we’re sure she wouldn’t let Nicola’s ‘dickhead’ comment go unnoticed.
It’s not like CBB has never done it before.
Remember when they sent Jasmine Waltz back in to confront Lee Ryan and Casey Batchelor?
Or when they sent Lillie Lexie Gregg into the house to have it out with boyfriend Stephen Bear after he cheated on her with Chloe Khan?
DING DONG.