It was all going SO WELL for Bianca Gascoigne and Jamie O’Hara in Celebrity Big Brother.
They were planning flash holidays to Dubai after the show, dragging each other off to the toilets every five minutes to make concerning noises, and even saying I LOVE YOU.
All so sweet.
Until Big Brother did an evil and revealed that Bianca has a secret boyfriend out here in the real world, which Jamie knew nothing about.
Ouch.
But if you thought all that drama was too much to handle, wait until you see what the evil masterminds over at CBB force the housemates to do tonight.
As part of the shopping task, housemates must choose to resist a temptation.
Easy, right? We’ve been doing Dry January for 26 days now and you could probably parade a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc in front of us right now and we wouldn’t even want a drop.
(But please don’t, because that would be really mean.)
However, the temptations = contact with the outside world, ‘real life’, the big spooky place they all keep jabbering on about, where we can move outside of a 20 metre radius and talk to more than 11 other people.
It really is wild out here.
If they can resist the temptation of contact with their loved ones, they’ll win the luxury budget.
NGL, if we had the choice of tucking into a Filet Mignon with all the trimmings or listening to our sister harping on about giving her clothes back, we know what we’d choose.
But obvs in the house it's dramatic AF.
While Kim Woodburn is offered a chance to hear from her husband, and Speidi were offered a message from Spencer’s sister, Jedward were offered a video message from Tara Reid.
Erm, wtf?
They’re probably too busy doing semi-naked dance routines in the pool to notice there’s even a task going on.
No, really. Watch it if you don’t believe us.