This week's Ex On The Beach was, predictably, heavy in both drama and drink-throwing, with Stephen Bear embarking on an ill-advised secret affair with Australian lady Chrysten Zenoni behind Lillie Lexie Gregg's back.
Obviously he got found out roughly 24 hours after their fling started when Connor Hunter spotted them making out in the bathroom (because celebrities seem to find toilets a real turn-on – see Chloe Khan/Bear, Lewis Bloor/Marnie Simpson, Steph Pratt/Joey Essex etc etc).
Connor sat on the information all day until spilling the beans at the full moon party, forcing Chrysten to admit that they'd been kissing all over the villa.
Lillie looked absolutely gutted as the revelations came to light, and started crying. Which, to be honest, seems to be no different from every other episode of this series so far.
Not only has she found out her ex Gary Beadle cheated on her with 19-year-old Chrysten while they were in Australia together, she's also had to sleep in the same room as Gaz while he's been getting with Olivia Walsh.
Grim.
But in next week's episode, it looks suspiciously like she and Gaz end up in bed together, because… well, that's what the teaser showed.
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It shows Gaz comforting Lillie while she sobs hysterically in his arms, then they're spotted kissing in bed – and Gary's TOPLESS.
AND, what is this?
BEAR SMOOCHING ON OLIVIA???
FFS.
We've had our suspicions that Lillie wasn't entirely over Gary when she first arrived on the show, and that was compounded when she found out about his cheating.
But what does this mean for Olivia? No more parsnip?
Or will Gary continue to ensure all the ladies in the villa get their five-a-day?
Let's not forget that while all this was going on, Gary's actual ex-girlfriend Charlotte Crosby was in hospital with an ectopic pregnancy – and Gary had the chance to leave Thailand to be at her side.
Did he go? No, he did not.
And that makes him so much worse than a parsnip to us.
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