So far, Lewis Bloor and Marnie Simpson's showmancey romance has been pretty uneventful. In a nutshell - they got together within about two minutes, snogged a bit, then had a really weird shower.
This shower was, in Marnie's words: "the most romantic shower of [her] life" – it was basically Lewis waggling his (ENORMOUS AND HARILESS) dick at her (consensually, ofc). So special.
But the cracks started to show in last night's episode. Lewis was in the bathroom with his best buddy Stephen Bear, saying: "She is amazing but I have so much I want to do! Falling in love with someone isn’t on my radar; I have work to do.”
Errr, WOT?
Also – what work is this?
And things got even more troublesome for the pair– as Lewis upset Marns by revealing that he'd had a thing with the model on a box of eyelashes.
Marnie later voiced her insecurities in the Diary Room, saying: "Lewis is so perfect. It's almost too good to be true. He was with a model so what is he doing with me? It is just an act?"
We were really feeling for poor old Marns during her confession, and kinda started to hate Lewis for lauding his exes over her…
The model in question is, according to Daily Star Online, Stacey Hannat.
The pair apparently dated last year - his publicist reportedly confirmed he was "in a relationship" in September. Stacey is apaz the face of Eylure eye lashes and has also modelled for Maxim.
We get that she was quite the catch, Lewis, but maybe STFU about her in Marnie's presence? Just a thought…