Awkward family bonding experience news now, and Dakota Johnson is willing to do everything in her power to prevent her parents from watching her play Anastasia Steele in the upcoming Fifty Shades Of Grey film. Basically, if you live within a 50-mile radius of Dakota Johnson's house, all your local cinemas will be mysteriously out of action during opening weekend.
Speaking to the Today Show, Dakota and her Fifty Shades co-star Jamie Dornan talked about the, er, technicalities of bringing erotic fiction to the silver screen without going full-porno.
Watch the Fifty Shades Of Grey trailer below - but be warned: it's pretty hot!
"It's not, like, a romantic situation. It's more, like, technical and choreographed and less ... it's more of a task," suggested Dakota, as Jamie muttered, "Wow".
But he agreed it helped the two stars had such good chemistry on camera.
"That's a big part of it ... having trust," the Fall actor said.
"Because, you know, we got ourselves into situations that don't feel that sort of natural and they're not that easy and you need to have the trust there."
So what of their parents? Well, Dakota's embarrassment is compounded in that both of her parents – Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson – are Hollywood stars, so have each done their fair share of sex scenes.
"If it were them doing a (sexy) movie I wouldn't want them to see that (either)," she added.
Well, the premiere's going to be fun then, isn't it.