You know those mornings after the night before when you wake up, thinking: “Woah! What the hell happened last night?!”
Well, Anastasia Steele may have one of those moments in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey film.
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In a third full scene from the film which was released today, a concerned looking Ana, played by Dakota Johnson, can be seen sitting on Christian Grey’s (Jamie Dornan) hotel bed, asking: “Why am I here, Christian?”
Well, she probably hasn’t been out on the lash meaning she’s forgotten what happened yesterday evening and we all know why she’s really there, but Christian responds: “You’re here because I’m incapable of leaving you alone.”
How does she reply? “Then don’t...”
Christian goes on to feed her a load of waffle which is obvs not true, declaring: “I don’t do romance. My tastes are very singular. You wouldn’t understand.”
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Yeah, RIGHT! Pull the other one, Christian. No, really, Jamie Christian, pull the other one. PULL US!
Ana tells him: “Enlighten me then.”
GAH! This is just all too much and we still have to wait until the film is released on 13 February! HURRY UP, TIME!
8 best bits from 50 Shades of Grey trailer
1 of 8Our first look at Christian Grey
Despite Jamie Dornan playing a pretty successful businessman - one who can afford stuff like red rooms of pain and fancy cars and that - it appears he actually does no work in his office. Where's his computer? Printer? Even a photocopier used to copy the bottoms of naughty subs? All that prime commercial retail space and all he's plonked in it is a weirdly overgrown bonsai tree and an MDF desk. On the plus side, that shiny floor + spinny office chair = hella hours of fun
2 of 8How many meeting areas does he need in one office?
Does he hold simultaneous meetings with two groups of people? Because that's impressive. And would explain all the money. But what's that in the far corner? A totem pole? Art? A massive sex toy?
3 of 8Inappropriately placed trombone
Brilliant.
4 of 8Rita Ora's weird bob
Did she think she was auditioning for the Great Gatsby instead? Awkward.
5 of 8Topless Jamie Dornan
Yep. Ain't nothing wrong with this view.
6 of 8Ana's plane face
We wish we could be this excited whenever we get on an easyJet flight.
7 of 8Followed by her Red Room of Pain face
Hmm.
8 of 8That sofa
Followed by her 'Argh, stop tickling my feet' face. We presume that's what he's doing to her. Though we're a little concerned about the sheer amount of red pleather next to all that bare flesh. Clearly Christian hasn't thought through the consequences of this interior design theme. Yes, it's wipe-clean, but just think of the raw chafing when you finally peel your sweaty bits off that couch. Can't we interest you in a nice washable sofabed from Ikea instead?