IT'S HERE! The trailer for* Fifty Shades of Grey* is finally here and even though we wanted to be really let down by it: it’s amazing.
Firstly: Jamie Dornan is SO hot as Christian Grey, which we always knew he would be. Good suits, intense eyes… and he’s been working out. We’re very interested in seeing more of these naked scenes. Plus, the accent! He’s got that American accent down. Which, y’know, is a good thing.
Secondly: Dakota Johnson is the exact Anastacia Steele we pictured. Terrible clothes, bags under her eyes … they’ve even made her hair less Hollywood-glossy. How does that work?
Thirdly: Beyonce. The trailer features a slowed-down version of Crazy In Love, which is a bit of an understatement for a film about a sadist and a victim, right?
We get to see Christian’s plane, loads of posh hotel rooms and most excitingly, the red room of pain. Oh, and it looks like the lift gets QUITE a lot of sex-action.
It’s out on Valentine’s Day next year, so that’s only seven months to wait. We can’t wait to find out how annoyed our boyfriends will be to spend 14 February in a cinema with a load of over-excited girls …