Littlefinger. What's he up to, aye?
He's up to something. He's shiftier than John Travolta's wig and twice as creepy.
The teaser trailer for the next episode of Game Of Thrones - named Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken - sees Arya Stark about to begin this bloody assassin training they've been dragging out for the whole season. Jaqen H'Ghar asks: "Is the girl ready to give up her hopes and dream, her loves and hates, forever?"
YES, JAQEN. SHE IS READY. WE ARE READY. EVERYONE IS BLOODY READY. JUST TEACH HER HOW TO BE A FACELESS MAN/WOMAN ALREADY.
She has sooooo many people to kill. There's no time to waste with pointless questions.
GOT GOODNESS
We see Prince Oberyn's widow, Ellaria Sand, sending her female soldiers off down a dark tunnel, presumably off to do some killing in Westeros. We also see Theon, poor, smelly Theon, doing a cry and watching what could be the wedding between Sansa and Ramsay Bolton.
Finally, Cersei asks Littlefinger/Petyr Baelish will the Knights Of The Vale fight for her son when war comes to Westeros. He says "yes", but we all know he really means "no". He got Joffrey killed after all and has been eyeing up the Iron Throne since season 3{
Game Of Thrones comes back to telly on Monday at 9pm on Sky Atlantic.