Gary Beadle, king parsnip, has royally slagged off his ex-porking partner Melissa Reeves who appeared in Ex On The Beach last night, the fourth of his exes to do so.
Only 996 more potential exes to go!
"She's an ice queen, she's bitter and nasty," Gaz said in a behind-the-scenes video filmed for MTV.
Because sleeping with two women (that we know of) behind your girlfriend's back isn't nasty at all, right?
Gaz announced Melissa's arrival to the villa, saying: "Just when you think things can't get any worse for me… Melissa Reeves."
"That's one of the people I slept with behind your back," he told Lillie Lexie Gregg, helpfully.
OK, we agree that MTV do appear to have thrown Gary under a bus this series, but surely the person things can't get anything worse for is Lillie?
Not only has she had Chrysten Zenoni come in, who had adult fun with Gaz behind Lil's back, she's then had to endure Stephen Bear mugging her off for the same woman.
Also, what is it with Bear and Gaz's exes? He's gone for Charlotte Dawson, then Lillie, then Chrysten and then Olivia Walsh. Melissa is surely the next logical step.
In fairness, none of Bear's moves appear to have fazed Gaz at all. And we have to admire that a little. Grudgingly.
"So, now Melissa Reeves has arrived, another girl Gary slept with behind my back. But this time it's even worse because I saw her on a night out with Gary, after they had both slept together," Lillie confesses to the camera.
"She was as nice as pie. She was lovely and spent most of the night with me. Yet this girl has slept with my boyfriend behind my back. It's a whole new level of disrespect."
But the real person we have to pity in this awful situation is Gary. Of course it is.
"I've now got Olivia who I've slept with a couple of times. Melissa and Chrysten who I slept with behind Lillie's back and now I'm in bed with me ex-girlfriend. REALLY? If this isn't a head f*ck I don't know what is," he told the camera.
Just so long as it's all about you and your feelings, Gaz. That's all we ask.
Want to watch his confession? You can.
*Ex On The Beach continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *
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