Tonight's Geordie Shore is going to be an edge-of-the-seat one.
Viewers were cruelly teased at the end of last week's show by a little throw forward showing Gary Beadle leaving the show.
Nooooo!
Although cast members walking out isn't that unusual.

Holly Hagan walks out on average three times a series, and Scotty T decided he needed a night at his mam's rather than face the potential wrath of Chantelle Connelly and Chloe Ferry, the big sissy.
But we have done some brain scratching and we believe that this is the first time in human memory (read: about five seconds' thought) that Gaz has walked out.
So what would make him head for the hills?
We think it may be his return of SEXY PANTS FEELINGS for Charlotte Crosby.
Last week, we saw Gaz fail to invite his girlfriend Lillie Lexie Gregg to a Geordie Shore house party, and reasoning to Char: "If I was with Lillie I wouldn't have had as good a time."
Which is about the biggest kick in the teeth we've ever heard.

This week, after the massive girl fight that sees Marnie Simpson drag Char around by her hair extensions, Gaz gives Char a cuddle and says: "When Charlotte's like this no-one can calm her down but me."
We would suggest that Holly, Char's BFF, could probably have done just as good as job but whatever.
Gary then takes Char to actual bed and says: "I want to be there for Charlotte at a time like this but having a girlfriend makes it so hard.
"This is a head f*ck."
And then, what is this?
THIS IS GAZ KISSING CHARLOTTE.

Want to watch the Geordie Shore scene now? You can!
Geordie Shore continues tonight at 10pm on MTV.
Gary's going into Ex On The Beach 5, you know. Here's who else is rumoured for the show.
Ex On The Beach 5 rumours

Gary Beadle naked selfie
Gaz Beadle is more of a dead cert than a rumour TBH.

Jemma Lucy
Jemma Lucy is said to return and hook up her second Geordie Shore cast member - Gaz Beadle.

Sam Reece
One of the most-talked about men of early 2016 (by us at least) - Sam Reece.

heat meets Scotty T and Olivia Walsh of Ex On The Beach 4
We've seen EOTB4's Olivia Walsh on Jemma Lucy's Instagram in a setting that looks very EOTB5. Call us Marple.

Stephen Bear
Oh please let Stephen Bear be going back. Please, please, please.

Toff totty: Spencer Matthews
Spencer Matthews is basically going to be rumoured for everything ever.

Jordan Davies
Now Jordan Davies is no longer with Megan McKenna we think he'd be quite a hit with the ladies.

Deano Baily
Deano Baily from Ibiza Weekender is perfect Ex On The Beach fodder.

Imogen Townley
Imogen Townley from Ibiza Weekender could be this series' Megan McKenna. Just sayin'.

Lillie Lexie Gregg
It's surely time Lillie Lexie Gregg told her side of the Gaz Beadle story.

Abigail Clarke
We've seen a lot of former TOWIE Abigail Clarke lately, which has set our Spidey senses a-tingling.

Caroline Pope
After those Jeremy McConnell cheating rumours, we'd love to see Caroline Pope spill the beans on EOTB.

Melissa Reeve
Not even slightly annoying Melissa Reeves is said to be back Back BACK.