Penis. We love it, here at heat.
Whether it’s [Gary Beadle’s parsnip](planetradio.co.uk/heat/celebrity/news/gary-beadle-instagram-picture-penis/
), Alex Bowen’s eye-watering schlong or Lewis Bloor’s aubergine, we dig it all.
It’s been quite some time since we brought you pictures of peen, so we’re delighted that Marty from the self-proclaimed party McKenna has got his out in the new Ex On The Beach trailer.
Wanna see it? You can!
OK, pixelated, but definitely there.
Marty and Chloe Ferry are the latest Geordie Shore stars to appear in Ex On The Beach, following in the sandy footsteps of Gary Beadle, Charlotte Crosby, Vicky Pattison, Ricci Guarnaccio, and Aaron Chalmers.
Frankly, we’d have rather they put Marnie Simpson in, purely so we could see a reunion between her and Ricky Rayment as we are never going to give up hope of that romance rekindling.
Marty is an old hand at the Ex lark, appearing previously as Jemma Lucy’s ex squeeze. No, really.
“This time I’m going to get into the villa and blast the arse off as many birds as I can,” he claims.
Oh, Marty pal. We predict a cock-blocking.
Want to look at his peen again? You can!
And if you want to see it in action, it’s available on mtv.co.uk.
Ex On The Beach begins at 10pm on Tuesday 20 June on MTV.
In other news:
Towie’s Pete Wicks posts STEAMY shower shot from holiday with Megan McKenna