Brace yourselves: it’s all the Geordie Shore cast mates EVER

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Do you know how many people have taken a turn in Geordie Shore, the booziest house in Britain?

We do! We just counted 'em.

And there's 19. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-19.

Here they are, in all their glory.

Charlotte Crosby

Our Geordie Shore princess, Charlotte, entered the house on the first day of the first season in May 2011 and we basically fell in love with her right away.

She's had ups and downs since then, mainly with Gary, and their relationship status continues to change almost faster than we can keep up with.

She also pisses herself more often than a puppy and has released two fitness DVDs and a weight-loss book.

But will we ever tire of following the story of the Romeo and Juliet of the Plenty Of Fish generation? NAH.

Gary Beadle

"I should have a degree in pulling women," Gaz claims in his opening VT and, to be fair to the #LAD, he reckons his parsnip has reeled in at least 1,000 of them.

We are a little obsessed with his penis and have done at least two separate investigations into its length and girth. With pictures!

Holly Hagan

Holly's probably gone on the biggest Geordie Shore journey, evolving from a flame-haired 18 year old who believed her best asset was her double FFs, to a (fairly) sophisticated woman and fitness fanatic.

And we've been with her every strop of the way.

Greg Lake

Greg may be the shortest-serving cast mate of all time, lasting just one season and one episode of Magaluf Madness.

He will always be remembered for keeping his socks on while bucking, and now seems to be very happy with Hollyoaks' Jennifer Metcalfe.

James Tindale

James lasted for an incredible 10 series on the show, despite having a girlfriend outside for what felt like a lot of that time.

We'd like him more if he hadn't been so darn horrible to Holly.

Jay Gardner

Jay and his EYEBROWS were quite a calming influence on the house, so much so that he came back for a couple of episodes in series six and seven, despite officially being a housemate from series one – three.

Vicky Pattison spat in his face once. Sweet.

Sophie Kasaei

Oh Sophie. We were quite fond of her during her seven series in the show, and always wanted to rescue her from 'orrible Joel who she stayed with no matter how 'orrible he was to her.

But then she did a big racism which saw her booted off the show and we couldn't like her any more. Soz, Soph.

Vicky Pattison

Actually, does anyone know what became of Vicky? LOL.

Queen V ruled the house for nine series before making a break for freedom and cleaning up as queen of the I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Jungle.

She reckons she's the first Geordie Shore millionaire and we can well believe it.

Ricci Guarnaccio

Handsome Ricci replaced Greg Lake in series two of Geordie Shore and immediately caught the eye of Vicky.

The two ended up engaged, but split shortly afterwards and Ricci was forced to pack his bags in series five.

The pair were reunited in *Ex On the Beach *but Ricci told us he was so frightened of Vicky that he had to lock his bedroom door at night.

Rebecca Walker

Poor Rebecca never really fitted into the Geordie Shore house and frequently clashed with Vicky. She had a short-lived fling with Jay but quit after appearing in only series two and three.

She now seems to be bossing life as a mum.

Daniel Thomas-Tuck

In fairness, the odds were always stacked against Dan. He entered the show in series four at the same time as Scotty T and struggled to make an impression on the house when faced with the Turbo Dick (self-proclaimed).

He left without a bang but a whimper following series five.

However, he made a bucking good impression on Chloe Ferry in the Big Birthday Battle, so maybe he's a housemate who could make a comeback. Watch this space.

Scotty T

It kind of feels like Scotty T has always been in the house but he arrived in series four and shows no sign of leaving.

He's banged Holly and Chloe, kissed Vicky, Charlotte and Chantelle and seems to be forever hankering for Marnie.

Will any woman make him a monogamous man? Yeah, we bet he's a big pussy underneath all his dick claims.

Marnie Simpson

Marnie, Sophie's cousin, entered the house in series seven - sort of ironically the same series that Sophie was booted from.

She is crack for the boys of the house who simply can't get enough of her no matter how badly she treats them and for that we have to admire her.

Aaron Chalmers

Aaron walked into the show in series eight and was already known, in the Biblical sense, to Holly.

However, he soon turned his attention to Vicky, and then to Marnie, who continues to lead him on a merry dance to this day.

His head tattoos could be considered one of the wonders of the modern world.

Kyle Christie

Kyle also strode in on his taut, taut thighs in series eight.

We feel very conflicted about Kyle because in person he is very charming but he did behave like an absolute dick to Holly.

He left in series 11.

Chloe Ferry

Chloe walked into Geordie Shore in series 10 and quickly established herself as the third best girl in the house.

If only she could get over her destructive obsession with Scotty T, that's all we ask.

Nathan Henry

Nathan also joined *Geordie Shore *in series 10 and at the time was the show's first openly bisexual housemate (Marnie subsequently revealed she's bi).

He's now the show's first openly gay housemate and while he doesn't get many storylines, when we do see him he's always fabulous.

Chantelle Connelly

Chantelle became a Geordie Shore housemate in series 12 and quickly established herself as cock of the North.

She takes nae bother from the lads and has a wicked way with a one-liner. We likey.

Marty McKenna

Marty from the party (he reckons) has not made a great impression on the other housemates so far. He joined in series 12 and, unless he bucks up his ideas, he could go the way of Dan. Without the promise of a return.

Think on, Marty. Think on.

Now have a look at the cast's best naked snaps. Treat yourself