Geordie Shore: Scotty T does the MEANEST thing to Chloe Ferry

Did the penis kiss mean nothing to Scotty? NOTHING?

Geordie Shore

by Georgina Terry |

THERE ARE SO MANY SPOILERS IN HERE THAT GEORDIE SHORE WILL TOTALLY BE SPOILED FOR YOU IF YOU READ THIS. You have been warned.

Tonight in Geordie Shore, Scotty T is set to do the worst thing to Chloe Ferry that a boy can do to a girl.

Other than give her some kind of disease.

Or jilt her at the altar.

Or take her last chicken nugget.

OK, OK, but what he does is still pretty RANK.

He gets off with Chantelle Connelly in front of her.

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That’s right. Despite Chloe putting Scotty’s actual penis in her mouth last week. Because apparently that meant nothing to Scotty. Again.

And - hang on - Scotty said that he didn’t like Chantelle that much either. So what is he actually playing at?

Could he just be trying to pit the women against each other?

Dangerous move, Scotty, Dangerous move.

Although, it does seem to be working. The tentative friendship between Chloe and Chantelle crumbles to dust in tonight’s episode when Chantelle finds out that Chloe kissed Scotty on his penis.

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“Sorry pet. Your slaggy little plan to keep him away from us by sucking his cock didn’t work. Gutted for you. Jog on,” Chantelle says, charmingly, before making up with Scott but not Chloe.

Question: why are two beautiful, intelligent (yes) ladies fighting over the self-proclaimed turbo dick? It’s not like he has a Gary Beadle-style parsnip, so far as we’re aware.

And it’s not just Chloe who falls out with Chantelle: Marnie Simpson sticks her oar in too, leading to a MEGA FIGHT with Holly Hagan.

But Chantelle gets the last laugh, so far as she’s concerned anyway, as she finishes the night straddling Scotty and then heading for his bed.

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Blimey.

Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV.

Now feast your eyes on the best of the cast’s naked snaps.

Gallery

Geordie Shore naked selfies

Gary Beadle naked selfie
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Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky

Gary Beadle naked selfie
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Is it getting hot in here?

Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
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Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious

Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
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Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?

Nathan Henry naked selfie
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Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets

Nathan Henry naked selfie
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He's got buns of steel!

Nathan Henry naked selfie
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We are almost speechless

Nathan Henry naked selfie
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They look practically identical...

Holly Hagan naked selfie
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Holly Hagan, all casual like

Holly Hagan naked selfie
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and again...

Holly Hagan naked selfie
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...and yet again

Chloe Ferry naked selfie
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Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers

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Showing some side boob there...

Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
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Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera

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Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear

Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
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Squat-tastic

Marty McKenna naked selfie
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Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters

Marty McKenna naked selfie
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Are you naked under those covers? We think so

James Tindale naked selfie
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James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders

James Tindale naked selfie
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Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!

James Tindale naked selfie
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How ab-ulous

Vicky Pattison naked selfie
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Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one

Vicky Pattison naked selfie
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We miss our Geordie queen.

Marnie Simpson naked selfie
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Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus

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We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this

Marnie Simpson naked selfie
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Modest

Scotty T naked selfie
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Scotty T and his rock solid abs

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Muscle man?

Scotty T naked selfie
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There are no words

Marnie Simpson
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Oooh la la, Marnsworth!

Scotty T
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Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian

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