Geordie Shore: Is this Charlotte Crosby and Gary Beadle’s most SHOCKING moment ever?

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The latest instalment of Geordie Shore may contain the most shocking thing we’ve seen since the show began 12 series ago and we have, hand on heart, watched every single episode.

Holly Hagan kissing Gary Beadle on the penis?

Vicky Pattison spitting in the face of Jay Gardner?

The tortoise wedding?

This is more outrageous than all of those.

To set the scene, tonight sees the return of Charlotte Crosby - hooray!

She brings two rabbits as house pets, because of course she does, and wants to name them Charlotte and Gary.

She also breaks the news to Holly and Chloe Ferry that she’s broken up with her boyfriend, Mitch Jenkins, and suggests to the lasses that they form a group called the dick detectives who will “solve all problems with their vaginas”.

So far, so we are 100% behind this.

But then, a very bad, no good thing happens.

That night, in one of the clubs that it is the actual law the Geordie Shore gang go to no matter what night of the week it is, Char breaks the news of her single status to Gary.

Gary, lest we forget, is still very much with Lillie Lexie Gregg at this juncture.

Still, Charlotte tells him: “I decided to finish with Mitch.

“You’re in a relationship, obviously I know that.

“IF YOU EVER WANT TO CHEAT, I’M HERE.”

Oh, Char. This is seriously uncool.

But, in defence of our Geordie princess (and honestly, we’ve been searching hard for one) she seems to have claimed that Gary was NOT happy with Lillie, despite him saying he was loving being with her.

Does that make what Char did OK? No. But we’re willing to forgive her almost anything. Although this incident is testing us to our limits.

*Geordie Shore continues on Tuesday 22 March at 10pm on MTV. *

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