Geordie Shore: Security split up FIGHT between Gary Beadle, Scotty T and Marty McKenna

Uh-oh.

New boy Marty McKenna has only just walked into the Geordie Shore house and he's already caused an almighty bust-up between the boys.

Marty man, what are you playing at?

The scenes unfold when Marty decides to graft Chantelle Connelly, despite him being, so far as we are aware, Chloe Ferry's on/off boyfriend.

Oh Chloe, love. She doesn't have much luck with picking men, does she?

Marty sits Chantelle down on the Geordie Shore sofa and tells her that she fancies him, which, as chat-up lines go, is a new one on us.

Chantelle, who has taken the one-liner queen position left vacant when Vicky Pattison departed, says, rather wonderfully:

"Marty reckons I fancy him. Wai-aye little boy, go and grow some pubes and you might be in with a chance."

And tells Marty: "I don’t fancy ya and me and Scott are getting on really well."

Despite him getting sucked off by Chloe, but whatever.

So Marty decides to employ the big guns, and tells Chantelle:

"He [Scotty] said to me if you don't shag him tonight, he’s going to f*ck you off tomorrow.

"So in my mind, all he’s after is a f*ck."

Which, of course, Chantelle has to tell Scotty and his best boy Gary Beadle.

"I can’t believe that little pea-head has grassed me up," Scotty says, admitting that it was something he said, the big dunderhead.

Scotty then throws a dribble of lager over Marty because Scotty is a big man.

So Marty goes for Scotty and falls over the settee, which is kinda HILAIRES.

Until Gary, dressed as a pink rabbit, pushes Marty over and everything stops being quite so funny.

What happens next is kind of confused but it looks as though both Scotty and Gary have a go at Marty and security rushes in to keep the warring lads apart.

What an entrance for Marty.

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*Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *