Geordie Shore: Security split up FIGHT between Gary Beadle, Scotty T and Marty McKenna

We shouldn't laugh but there is something v funny about a fancy dress fight

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by Georgina Terry |

Uh-oh.

New boy Marty McKenna has only just walked into the Geordie Shore house and he's already caused an almighty bust-up between the boys.

Marty man, what are you playing at?

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The scenes unfold when Marty decides to graft Chantelle Connelly, despite him being, so far as we are aware, Chloe Ferry's on/off boyfriend.

Oh Chloe, love. She doesn't have much luck with picking men, does she?

Marty sits Chantelle down on the Geordie Shore sofa and tells her that she fancies him, which, as chat-up lines go, is a new one on us.

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Chantelle, who has taken the one-liner queen position left vacant when Vicky Pattison departed, says, rather wonderfully:

"Marty reckons I fancy him. Wai-aye little boy, go and grow some pubes and you might be in with a chance."

And tells Marty: "I don’t fancy ya and me and Scott are getting on really well."

Despite him getting sucked off by Chloe, but whatever.

So Marty decides to employ the big guns, and tells Chantelle:

"He [Scotty] said to me if you don't shag him tonight, he’s going to f*ck you off tomorrow.

"So in my mind, all he’s after is a f*ck."

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Which, of course, Chantelle has to tell Scotty and his best boy Gary Beadle.

"I can’t believe that little pea-head has grassed me up," Scotty says, admitting that it was something he said, the big dunderhead.

Scotty then throws a dribble of lager over Marty because Scotty is a big man.

So Marty goes for Scotty and falls over the settee, which is kinda HILAIRES.

Until Gary, dressed as a pink rabbit, pushes Marty over and everything stops being quite so funny.

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What happens next is kind of confused but it looks as though both Scotty and Gary have a go at Marty and security rushes in to keep the warring lads apart.

What an entrance for Marty.

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Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky

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Is it getting hot in here?

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Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious

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Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?

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Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets

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He's got buns of steel!

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We are almost speechless

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They look practically identical...

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Holly Hagan, all casual like

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and again...

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...and yet again

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Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers

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Showing some side boob there...

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Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera

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Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear

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Squat-tastic

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Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters

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Are you naked under those covers? We think so

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James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders

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Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!

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How ab-ulous

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Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one

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We miss our Geordie queen.

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Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus

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We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this

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Modest

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Scotty T and his rock solid abs

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Muscle man?

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There are no words

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Oooh la la, Marnsworth!

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Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian

*Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *

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