Geordie Shore: Marnie Simpson’s back and starts a MASSIVE fight between Chantelle Connelly and Holly Hagan

She doesn't do things by halves, our Marns

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by Georgina Terry |

THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE OUTSET AND THROUGHOUT

Great news, Geordie Shore fans. Marnie Simpson returns next episode, woo!

So, will we see a calmer, perhaps slightly sheepish, Marnie after she left at the end of the last series to be wed to Ricky Rayment?

Ha! Don't hold your breath, like.

Marnie's just as feisty as ever – hooray!

Although we can't quite approve of the massive fight she provokes between the ladies.

The gang have all been out clubbing and, as inevitably as night follows day, they get f*cking mortal. An argument appears to have begun at the club and Marnie is keen to carry it on back at the house.

Scotty T and his on/off/on/gets-sucked-off-by-Chloe-Ferry relationship with Chantelle Connelly seems to be what's caused Marnie's ire, and she screams at the new girl:

"He will never be with you, you’re a victim."

In fairness to Marnie, she has a point with the first bit. Scotty T admitted that he told a BIG LIE about his feelings for Chantelle.

But Chantelle responds rather excellently, saying:

"I'm a f*cking victim? Is that why Aaron's got my name tattooed on his wrist? Wai-aye Marnie, put that in your pipe and smoke it."

LOL.

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Somehow, and we're not really sure how, our Geordie sweetheart Holly Hagan becomes involved and before we know what's happening the two ladies go BOOB TO BOOB.

Which is very funny. Until Holly hits Chantelle.

Meanwhile, Scotty T, who presumably hadn't been getting enough sweet, sweet screen time while the ladies fought, begins to kick the Geordie Shore telephone box. Because Scotty T is basically a bit of a wally.

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And Nathan Henry calmly decides that this is the ideal time to snack on a banana. Gotta love a bit of Nathan.

Want to watch the Geordie Shore clip now? You can!

Not much Gary Beadle in that, was there? Get your fill of Gary with our in-depth investigation into the size and girth of his parsnip.

Now feast your eyes on the most outrageous Geordie Shore selfies.

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Geordie Shore naked selfies

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Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky

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Is it getting hot in here?

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Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious

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Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?

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Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets

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He's got buns of steel!

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We are almost speechless

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They look practically identical...

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Holly Hagan, all casual like

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and again...

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...and yet again

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Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers

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Showing some side boob there...

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Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera

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Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear

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Squat-tastic

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Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters

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Are you naked under those covers? We think so

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James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders

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Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!

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How ab-ulous

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Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one

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We miss our Geordie queen.

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Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus

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We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this

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Modest

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Scotty T and his rock solid abs

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Muscle man?

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There are no words

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Oooh la la, Marnsworth!

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Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian

*Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *

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