Geordie Shore: Marnie Simpson’s back and starts a MASSIVE fight between Chantelle Connelly and Holly Hagan

THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM THE OUTSET AND THROUGHOUT

Great news, Geordie Shore fans. Marnie Simpson returns next episode, woo!

So, will we see a calmer, perhaps slightly sheepish, Marnie after she left at the end of the last series to be wed to Ricky Rayment?

Ha! Don't hold your breath, like.

Marnie's just as feisty as ever – hooray!

Although we can't quite approve of the massive fight she provokes between the ladies.

The gang have all been out clubbing and, as inevitably as night follows day, they get f*cking mortal. An argument appears to have begun at the club and Marnie is keen to carry it on back at the house.

Scotty T and his on/off/on/gets-sucked-off-by-Chloe-Ferry relationship with Chantelle Connelly seems to be what's caused Marnie's ire, and she screams at the new girl:

"He will never be with you, you’re a victim."

In fairness to Marnie, she has a point with the first bit. Scotty T admitted that he told a BIG LIE about his feelings for Chantelle.

But Chantelle responds rather excellently, saying:

"I'm a f*cking victim? Is that why Aaron's got my name tattooed on his wrist? Wai-aye Marnie, put that in your pipe and smoke it."

LOL.

Somehow, and we're not really sure how, our Geordie sweetheart Holly Hagan becomes involved and before we know what's happening the two ladies go BOOB TO BOOB.

Which is very funny. Until Holly hits Chantelle.

Meanwhile, Scotty T, who presumably hadn't been getting enough sweet, sweet screen time while the ladies fought, begins to kick the Geordie Shore telephone box. Because Scotty T is basically a bit of a wally.

And Nathan Henry calmly decides that this is the ideal time to snack on a banana. Gotta love a bit of Nathan.

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*Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *