Hold onto your ‘babs – it’s Geordie Shore: THE MOVIE

We imagine it's a cross between Spice World and Trains, Planes and Automobiles

Geordie Shore series one cast

by Georgina Terry |
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In news that we can hardly believe we're writing, it appears that a Geordie Shore movie may be on the cards.

It seems that 13 series, of which we have seen every. single. episode and we're not even kidding, is not enough for MTV's reality behemoth and we could be treated to a feature length escapade.

But, it will come with a twist.

Despite the TV show being 100% FOR REAL, despite Chantelle Connelly saying the show is set up, and Holly Hagan claiming that producers keep the cast hungry to provoke fights, the film would follow a plot line.

Specifically, one like The Hangover's.

So… they'd be doing an acting then? OK.

Gaz Beadle Marnie Simpson

Gary Beadle revealed more, saying: "There's a company who's making it and the script has already been written.

“Someone's going to film it and then they're going to go to MTV and say, '‘Look do you guys want it?

Geordie Shore series 13
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"'Then get involved or we’re going to make it.' We’d be in it. It would be our movie,” the Beadle told The Sun.

Hmmm. We're going to hold off buying popcorn just yet. We leave copyright issues for the squares but it kind of feels like a branded Geordie Shore movie could only take place with MTV's say-so.

Unless it's a film that just happens to have the same stars but isn't branded. Like… The Rutles. OK, you think of a better analogy.

In other Geordie Shore news: Gaz and Chantelle have outed Chloe Ferry for doing the sex with Kyle Christie, Holly Hagan's ex. Chloe – how could you?

She says she didn't mind.

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