*Geordie Shore *has just begun its incredible 12th series with newbies Chantelle Connelly and Marty McKenna, but who could have forgotten the cast mates who’ve been and gone?
Not us! They are forever in our hearts. Except Sophie Kasaei, obvs.
So, imagine our surprise and delight when we stumbled across Rebecca Walker looking both very different and also INCREDIBLE.
Becca came crashing into *Geordie Shore *back in series two and had a short-lived affair with Jay Gardner - he of the astonishing eyebrows and short-lived relationship with Vicky Pattison.
Vicky turned her attention in series two to Ricci Guaranccio who she became engaged to, but their love was too fragile for this world and they became one of the reality TV couples who never took things up the aisle.
But back to Becca. She left at the end of series three for reasons we’re not entirely clear about.
Sure, she’d fallen out with Jay and the other girls had yet to take to her but she could have ridden it out! Look at Marnie Simpson.
Whatever her reasons for going or being pushed, Rebecca is now mother to a frankly gorge-enough-to-eat nipper, and is one hot mama herself.
Check. Her. OUT.
Sure, we know she’s been at the filters but still, aye karumba!
But will Becca be returning to Geordie Shore? Doubt it. It’s not really known for its creche facilities.
Never say never, mind.
Now wrap your eyes around the best of the Geordie Shore cast’s near-naked selfies, why don’t you?
Geordie Shore naked selfies
Gary Beadle naked selfie
Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky
Gary Beadle naked selfie
Is it getting hot in here?
Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious
Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?
Nathan Henry naked selfie
Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets
Nathan Henry naked selfie
He's got buns of steel!
Nathan Henry naked selfie
We are almost speechless
Nathan Henry naked selfie
They look practically identical...
Holly Hagan naked selfie
Holly Hagan, all casual like
Holly Hagan naked selfie
and again...
Holly Hagan naked selfie
...and yet again
Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers
Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Showing some side boob there...
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Squat-tastic
Marty McKenna naked selfie
Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters
Marty McKenna naked selfie
Are you naked under those covers? We think so
James Tindale naked selfie
James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders
James Tindale naked selfie
Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!
James Tindale naked selfie
How ab-ulous
Vicky Pattison naked selfie
Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one
Vicky Pattison naked selfie
We miss our Geordie queen.
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Modest
Scotty T naked selfie
Scotty T and his rock solid abs
Scotty T naked selfie
Muscle man?
Scotty T naked selfie
There are no words
Marnie Simpson
Oooh la la, Marnsworth!
Scotty T
Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian
Geordie Shore continues on Tuesday nights at 10pm on MTV. *