Sure as eggs is eggs, when Scotty T entered the Celebrity Big Brother house he was going to do his best to enter as many women as possible.
Too much too soon? Our filter's completely off after watching *CBB *every evening.
Anyway, Scotty made a beeline for his Ex On The Beach pal Megan McKenna and they quickly started sharing tongue sandwichs.
Megan said after her eviction that she could see them having a future together on the outside, but is this likely?
Not according to his Geordie Shore housemates, who probably know him pretty well.
"They will never ever be together, as long as I've got a hole in my arse," said Aaron Chalmers, which may be our new favourite saying.
"I don't think he's capable of love," chimed in Marnie Simpson in a video on the MTV website.
"He probably would continue to meet her but I think he would definitely meet girls on the side. That boy can not just meet one girl," Chloe Ferry reckoned.
But Chloe has a vested interest in Scotty, so we can maybe take that one with a pinch of salt.
However, ultimate #LAD Gary Beadle, also stuck the boot in on a Megan-Scotty true love story, and said: "There is no way Scott's ready to get a girlfriend yet so, nah, I don't think him and Megan would work."
Although, hasn't Scotty T actually already got a girlfriendoutside the house?
Hmm.
Celebrity Big Brother continues tonight at 9pm on Channel 5.