Geordie Shore Season 8 Episode 2: all the spoilers plus Vicky Pattison is BAAACK!

Out later on? Or just can't wait for the latest episode of Geordie Shore? Us neither. Here's everything you need to know about tonight's episode...

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by Hannah Brimson |
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Out later on? Or just can't wait for the latest episode of Geordie Shore? Us neither. Here's everything you need to know about tonight's episode...

Vicky Pattison is back! Yippee! And her reapparance is being very well received by the Geordies. But how does she make her entrance? In typical Vicky style, obvs...

Vicky: "It is so good to see these twats. I’ve actually really missed them."

Aaron: "So this beautiful girl walks in and it happens to be Vicky. Living with this girl is going to put a smile on my face."

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Holly: "I am so glad Vicky’s back. She’s the f_cking queen of this house and when she finds out what’s been going on she’s going to stir sh_t up."

Vicky: "Gary’s telling us he’s already managed to bang Marnie. I can’t say I’m f_cking surprised. Gaz would shag ‘out, he’s like a dog with two d_cks and Marnie would flirt with a f*cking lamppost."

All seems back to normal then.

Meanwhile, newbie (and hottie) Aaron Chalmers is after Holly (again), but she's making it difficult for him saying: "You would have to find me a unicorn, a black rose and a star...[then to camera] I’m not a girl who can be won over easily! He’s going to have to work f**king hard."

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Aaron then responds with: "What the hell is she talking about? Are unicorns even real? And how do you get a star?"

All very valid questions, Aaron. Until the boys get jealous on a night out when Aaron and Marnie get close. Make up your mind lad!

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Gaz: "Marnie is a really flirty person and I know that. But I’m banging her and its lad code that none of your mates go near her."

Scott: "I’m fed up of this Gary and Marnie situation. You can tell it’s already causing so much hassle."

Marnie: "I can’t see any other reason why Gary’s acting like this and other than that he’s totally jealous."

Aaron: "These two love birds are arguing and I’m stuck in the middle. This is embarrassing."

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Gaz: "I’m upstairs in the bedroom and I can hear Scott encouraging Aaron and Marnie to crack on. What kind of mate does that? I am fuming here."

Scott: "So I’m talking to Gaz and then Aaron and Marnie burst into the room...and all of a sudden everyone’s f*cking kicking off."

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Gaz: "Next thing I know, tops are off and we’re f_cking face to face. I knew sh_t like this would happen."

Er, so did we...but we can't stop watching anyway!

Geordie Shore is on Tuesdays, 10pm, MTV.

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