The *Geordie Shore *lot are not shy with their sexuality - hooray! We’re not living in Victorian times when the sight of a lady’s ankle was considered extraordinarily racy.
Or in a time when gender inequality meant that women who have quite a few partners are viewed differently from men who do like in, say, 2010.
And thank Emma Watson and the Spice Girls for that.
But who have the Geordie Shore cast got their sex on with?
Find out! We’ve only included the famous ones, obviously. Because otherwise what’s the point?
Scotty T
The self-proclaimed “turbo dick” got his smooch on with Megan McKenna in the Celebrity Big Brother house.
And turned his attention to Tiffany Pollard the minute Megan was evicted, the dirty dog.
He was also linked (in the sex way) to Nancy-May Turner, Olivia Walsh and Lacey Fuller in Ex On The Beach 4, as well as telling his ex-girlfriend Ashleigh Defty that he still loved her. He’s unstoppable!
Plus (PLUS!) he’s been spotted on a night out with Ellie Goulding but there’s no suggestion they are more than pals.
Charlotte Crosby
Charlotte’s best known for her relationship with Gary Beadle of course, but she also briefly dated FITLORD Max Morley from *Love Island.*
Holly Hagan
Who has forgotten about Holly Hagan and Frankie Cocozza? Not us! We will NEVER forget.
Marnie Simpson
Marnie pied Aaron Chalmersoff to spend Valentine’s Day with Jordan Davies, formerly of Ibiza Weekender and Megan McKenna. He is very handsome, TBF.
She was also engaged to Ricky Rayment from TOWIE but they were one of the many reality TV couples who didn’t make it up the aisle.
Vicky Pattison
Vicky dated Kirk Norcross and we can totally see what she saw in him - he’s one of TOWIE’s fittest EVER cast mates.
She also had a liaison with Stephen Bear from Shipwrecked while doing her beach thing.
More recently, Vicky’s been linked to Spencer Matthews from Made In Chelsea, alas.
Ricci Guarnaccio
The former *Geordie Shore *star apparently spent a night enjoying Sheridan Smith.
Really.
Gaz Beadle
Jemma Lucy of Ex On The Beach 3 got to know Gary's parsnip during filming of Ex On The Beach 5, we hear.
Now wrap your eyes around Geordie Shore’s sauciest selflies.
Geordie Shore naked selfies
Gary Beadle naked selfie
Gaz and Scotty T getting a bit cheeky
Gary Beadle naked selfie
Is it getting hot in here?
Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Charelotte Crosby looking bootylicious
Charlotte Crosby naked selfie
Nothing like a bit of underboob is there, Char?
Nathan Henry naked selfie
Nathan Henry showing off some of his best assets
Nathan Henry naked selfie
He's got buns of steel!
Nathan Henry naked selfie
We are almost speechless
Nathan Henry naked selfie
They look practically identical...
Holly Hagan naked selfie
Holly Hagan, all casual like
Holly Hagan naked selfie
and again...
Holly Hagan naked selfie
...and yet again
Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Chloe Ferry keeping it classy under the covers
Chloe Ferry naked selfie
Showing some side boob there...
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Chantelle Connelly getting a bit cheeky with the camera
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Looking good in Calvin Klein underwear
Chantelle Connelly naked selfie
Squat-tastic
Marty McKenna naked selfie
Marty McKenna getting artistic with the black and white filters
Marty McKenna naked selfie
Are you naked under those covers? We think so
James Tindale naked selfie
James Tindale showing off his hunky, hunky shoulders
James Tindale naked selfie
Don't pull your joggers down, James! Really!
James Tindale naked selfie
How ab-ulous
Vicky Pattison naked selfie
Vicky Pattison very tactically arranged her hair in this one
Vicky Pattison naked selfie
We miss our Geordie queen.
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Marnie Simpson does not care if she's run over by a bus
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
We love the rather tactically placed hearts in this
Marnie Simpson naked selfie
Modest
Scotty T naked selfie
Scotty T and his rock solid abs
Scotty T naked selfie
Muscle man?
Scotty T naked selfie
There are no words
Marnie Simpson
Oooh la la, Marnsworth!
Scotty T
Scotty T does his best Kim Kardashian