Woah.
Remember the day that now-iconic opening sequence aired for the first time ever?
Remember when we all thought Gary Beadle was the ultimate dickhead? (He still kinda is, soz not soz).
Remember VIP Vicky Pattison setting eyes on Jay Gardner for the first time?
Remember James Tindale being named 'Prince Harry, coz he gets all the fanny' by Jay and it turned out to be the falsest statement we have EVER HEARD?
Remember Charlotte Crosby and Sophie Kasaei spewing all over each other for the first time?
The first episode seems like a million years ago now, SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED!
Go Geordie's it's your birthday, gonna party like it's ya birthday
In true birthday spirit, the Geordie family (minus Charlotte, boo!) have gathered in the house to play a few party games – no tequila involved.
**Watch **the cast play a lovely little game of Pass The Parcel – complete with booby wrapping paper – where they answer a Geordie-based question in every layer.
Side note: We want Holly Hagan in our Geordie pub quiz team – she knows EVERYTHING.
Chantelle, Jay and Nathan even take part in a Geordie Bake Off – NOT judged by Mary Berry, unfortunately.
Catch two hours of Geordie Shore mayhem tonight from 9pm, only on MTV.
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