heat, much like most of the world, have been in a perpetual state of mourning since Severus Snape died in Harry Potter.
We can't so much as hear a whisper of the phrase 'look at me' without having to run to the nearest bathroom to sob for three hours.
Not an exaggeration, tbh.
ANYWAY, helping us through our unswerving misery is the fact the internet is full to the brim of fan theories to console us that Harry Potter is over.
And the latest one is that PROFESSOR SNAPE DIDN'T EVEN DIE.
Stay with us…
It comes from someone on Reddit (of course) called Der Gottkaiser, who questioned why Snape, if he did indeed get killed by Nagini in that HEARTBREAKING SCENE, didn't return back to see Harry with Lily, James, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin when he uses the resurrection stone.
"You’d think Snape was very important to Harry, he loved his mother, gave his life to save him, and shielded him all his life. Harry just found out how Snape had been protecting him the whole time and died to save him, so when he used the magic ring that brings the spirits of dead people, you’d think Snape would be there.
"He certainly knew Snape longer than Lupin, and you’d think Snape was far more important to him than Lupin, but Snape wasn’t around. Perhaps he was not dead."
And, AND, he points out that Snape's body isn't among the dead pile up after the Battle Of Hogwarts.
"After the big battle, they lay out all the bodies, all the people who died, even the death eaters and Voldemort’s. Harry sees Loin’s and Fred’s body, but Snape’s body isn’t there’, the theory states.
"You’d think Harry would have told everyone about Snape’s sacrifice so they can find his body too. But nope, Snape’s corpse isn’t found."
AND DER GOTTKAISER ISN'T FINISHED THERE.
"Just think about it, do you really think a POTIONS MASTER wouldn’t have access to anti-venom?’ the theory states.
"You think he wouldn’t have prepared for the possibility that Voldemort’s snake might turn on him? He was playing a dangerous role as a spy, Voldemort could turn on him at any moment I think Snape would have obviously taken some kind of prophylactic antidote beforehand."
We need a lie down.
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