Is it just us, or are the Love Island lot behaving more like a bunch of wild animals in a nature documentary with their strange mating rituals, rather than a group of sassy singles? Things definitely got a bit primal in last night's episode, anyway.
Were we naïve to think that Kem Cetinay and Amber Davies were really over? (answer: YUP!!)
Silly, silly us.
In Island years Kamber have been over for months, but then we forget they only really broke off their infinity-bracelet-official-love in the realm of 72 hours ago.
So, we were as shocked as everyone else when Amber snuck a perfume SCENTED THONG into Kem’s suitcase as the boys and girls were divided in a shock twist in last night’s show.
It was a not so subtle sign to Kem and the five new IDENTICAL but gawjuz female islanders to stay WELL away.
Even Kem couldn’t believe the sneaky way in which she had marked her territory!
Looking like he couldn’t quite believe his eyes he exclaimed: 'She's such a f..king s**t stirrer!!”
He took the words right out our mouth when he continued on to say: “It was like a dog 'p***ing on the floor” although he quickly took back what he said, realising how bad it would sound should his Amber ex get to hear it (we have a sneaky little feeling she will, tbh).
Twitter went into a frenzy as viewers couldn’t quite believe what was such an obviously possessive move.
Fellow islander Chris Hughes found the whole thing hilarious, poking fun at Kem, only to realise that HIS Island wifey Olivia Attwood had sprayed all his belongings, AND only packed Chris’ ugliest clothes to ensure the hot new ladiezz wouldn’t get too close to him.
It seems Olivia might not have entirely thought through her plan for sabotage, as contestants’ uniforms consist entirely of swimwear.
Amber told the booth that her and Kem were meant to have yet another DMC about their rocky relationship but didn’t get the chance before the boys were sent packing.
She then admitted that she misses him and needs him.
awwwww.
Well, you know what they say, ten minutes of absence makes the heart do a complete 180.