As you're probably aware given the fact we haven't stopped yappin' on about it, Love Island's back on our tellyboxes and all social plans have been suspended for seven weeks. Who needs friends when you have villa dramz, eh? BORING.
So, as we prepare for an absolute shitstorm of sun, sex and sangria we thought we'd give you an extra little treat in this week's heat mag. Yup, say hello to our Love Island 2017 souvenir special.
For the BARGAINOUS price of just 175 pence we're bringing you this lot alongside your usual dose of celeb goss:
1. Exclusive villa pics
We all seen the fancy official snaps, but we went for a snoop around the actual villa last week for all the behind-the-scenes stuff ITV2 aren't showin' ya.
Love Island-branded condoms, anyone?
2. Caroline Flack chat
Cazza Flazza talks everything from holiday romances to playing matchmaker. Gah, we love her.
3. Love Island 2016: Where are they now?
So we're pretty up-to-date on Alex Bowen and Olivia Buckland; but what about the Rykard and Rachels of this world? We know exactly what they're up to and it's all in the mag.
AND THEY SAY WE'RE NOT EDUCATIONAL. Pah.
4. Meet the Islanders
We've seen 'em all enter the villa; but what are their deepest, darkest secrets? heat has everything you need to know, which is pretty handy.
5. Bloody Love Island bingo. Brilliant.
'Cause who doesn't love drinking along to the drama, eh? Flack's dropped in for a visit? SHOT TIME, pal.
This week's heat's OUT NOW. What are you bloody waiting for, mate? Go get your copy.