Holly Hagan tells us the REAL REASON she had Botox

Holly Hagan has never made a secret about having surgery.

In her Geordie Shore opening credits she proudly proclaims that she has double Fs, and heat remembers that when promoting series one Holly said she'd conned the money out of her mum for the op.

Because heat never forgets.

Now Holly has opened up about some of the other procedures she's had done and the reason for one in particular is LOLOCOPTER.

Just don't call her work surgery, OK?

"The whole surgery thing really annoys me," Holly said.

"The only surgery I've had is my boob jobs. Anything I've had on my face is non surgical."

But what about the definitely-not-surgery on Holly's face, then?

"I've had Botox on my head," Holly admitted.

"Because when I cry on TV MY EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE SPERMS."

Excuse us while we cough up our coffee here. That's the funniest thing we've heard today and will probably hear this week.

It's fair to say that Holly has gone through a pretty incredible transformation since Geordie Shore began.

How does she feel looking back at Holly circa 2011?

"I'm embarrassed for her. It's so cringe. I look back and I can't believe I was ever like that," Holly said, breaking our hearts a little.

"I've changed so much and matured and I really thank Geordie Shore for that.

"They've changed me from a trashy little chav into a woman."

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Would you like to know how Holly transformed her look so much? She told us!

Want to watch her chatting about her body image and surgery? You can!

And now feast your eyes on the cast's sexiest selfies. We're really spoiling you with Geordie goodness today.

*Geordie Shore continues on Tuesdays at 10pm on MTV. *