In news that we're simply not sure that we can handle, Holly Hagan, who has been in the show since the very first episode, says she doesn't know if there will be another series of Geordie Shore.
Hold us.
Holly was talking to heatworld when she made the devastating revelation.
"I don't know if there’s going to be a next one," Holly told us (SEE?).
"We never do, they never tell us. It's only a few weeks before [filming] you know, we’ll see when the time comes."
Let's all cross everything, OK?
But if there is a series 13, will Holly be in it? She hasn't seemed very happyin series 12 so far.
"I feel like I don't really have a place anymore, especially this series that's on at the minute.
"I felt very lost…
"It's weird when you haven't got a place, and you haven't got a reason to be there. You kind of just fade in the background and I'm not used to that.
"I'm used to being the one with the main storylines but it just felt like I didn’t have anything to do…
"For the first time in a long time I felt like I didn't fit in."
Fortunately, as well as making us feel VERY TENSE about the future of our favourite show, Holly also chatted to us about her new project Car Crash Couples that she stars in with Kyle Christie and that began filming two weeks after they split up.
What on earth was she thinking?
"To be honest I didn't really have a choice. My manager was like, 'You're doing this thing and it's like Top Gear. And I was like, 'OK, sounds alright.'
"So the next thing you know I'm in Monaco and realised it's nothing like Top Gear, it's basically Geordie Shore."
So far, so very interesting...
And did the show make Holly and Kyle rebuild their friendship?
"It actually got us back together as a couple.
"Then I went and filmed series 12 of Geordie Shore, that's why I was back with Kyle then."
And everyone on the show is very angry with Holly for being back with Kyle, and with Kyle for existing. How does Kyle feel about that?
"It's not fair on Geordie Shore at the minute that I get blamed for everything that Holly does," Kyle told heatworld.
"Charlotte [Crosby] and Aaron [Chalmers] they just went in on us when there's no need for it. There's no need to kick a dog when it's down.
"I get so much hate off the back of everyone thinking that I've changed Holly," Kyle went on.
"Charlotte said, 'I will always hate Kyle.' But me and Charlotte are actually very close.
"The night before she went into Geordie Shore we went out for a meal and we got on really well.
"And three or four days later she's saying that about me.
"It really f*cking hurt."
Oh, Kyle love.
We could only think of one way to cheer him up, and that was by asking him about Gary Beadle's penis, specifically if it's as big as everyone says it is.
"It's like a third leg," Kyle told us.
"It really is."
Holly and Kyle star in Car Crash Couples, which starts Wednesday 20 April at 9PM on MTV.