Honey G / David Cameron in a wig / north Weezy's finest rapper / the best thing to happen to The X Factor ever in its life positively sailed through the results show last night.
Of course she did – she's f*cking fantastic.
She dealt with it like we all would – dropping to the floor and attempting to slide across the stage in glee.
The only problem was she was wearing leather trousers.
We at heat aren't experts, but we're pretty sure leather trousers weren't made for sliding. And this is something Honey G learned the hard way, as she basically fell on the floor.
Plz just watch.
CRY-ING.
Look how concerned Sharon Osbourne looks.
Like an absolute trooper, though, she got up again and continued the celebration.
We love her.
A whole load of haterz has claimed she's fake – and we may now have definitive proof that she's the real deal. Some of her tracks from 2013 have emerged and, WE KID YOU NOT, she brags about her bedroom skills.
In the song Hush Your Mouth, she says she's "legendary" in bed.
LEGENDARY!!!!!!!
She raps: "They all know I'm legendary in the sack. With all that s*** coming our your mouth, I'm surprised you've got any friends left."
They all know, do they?!?!?
;););)
OH, HONEY G – WHAT ARE YOU LYK?
Gary Beadle became the latest celeb to wade into the big debate surrounding Honey.
"Honey G is a shit performer and a shit rapper," he said in his lovely Daily Star column, " but apparently the other housemates all love her, and so do all of yous, it would seem. If that's the criteria for a reality TV win, then so be it
"I know I went on about her last week too, but it does make my blood boil. Is she really taking the pee out of hip hop, Pro Green? Is she really? She is having her five minutes of fame and the British public seem to be loving it."
AND THEN HE BROUGHT STEPHEN BEAR IN, cos why the f*ck not, eh?
"Just like Bear was a c*nt on CBB, but we still voted him to win.
"Honey G to win! Let's annoy as many people as we can."
Soooo… Do you like her or not, Gaz?
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