We're pretty sure The X Factor's hit with more cries of "IT'S A FIX!!!!" than any other TV show IN THE WORLD, poor huns.
This is despite the fact that the acts on the live shows are subject to a public vote, and rigging the phone lines sounds like a whole load more trouble than it's worth, if you ask us.
The latest of these concerns David Cameron in a wig AKA the next Jay Z with Nicki Minaj's vibe AKA heat's fave person in the world AKA Honey G (of course it does).
A club called Kittys & Kandy (which sounds FANTASTIC, BTW) posted on Facebook the following:
We've just confirmed the most talked about act in Britain at the moment Get down to Kittys on December 10th where we have..
HONEY G !!!
More details to follow soon.
And a whole loada people were quick to point out that this is The X Factor final date.
Wowzers.
One commented: "X factor final is this date this mean the shows a fix lol."
The Sun Online approached the club, who said that they'd secured the date providing Honey isn't in the final – and in such a case they'd rearrange.
We're hoping Honey G will go all the way, just sayin'…
Which would make the theory that she's catfishing The X Factor ALL THE MORE intriguing.
This theory is - ALL JOKES ASIDE - making us question everything we knew about her.
In a nutshell, it’s that her whole thing is a massive act, she's catfishing Simon Cowell, and she's going to sell a huge story on how she managed to infiltrate The X Factor.
Plz just take a minute to look at this post, which is circulating on Facebook.
"Here's Honey G Aka Anna Gilford who is a middle-class, former competitive tennis player from Harrow, who has a masters degree in management and runs her own recruitment company.I have a theory. Look at her she's most likely a comedian who's doing a Peter Kay Geraldine type thing. She will make fortunes afterwards selling her story on how she created a fictitious person called Honey G and infiltrated the #Xfactor. Genius if you ask me. Simon Cowell has been cat fished. Share if you agree."
IT MAKES SENSE – we previously brought you the news that Honey G is actually mega posh IRL.
A school friend said: "The kind of person she was was very switched on. There was none of this urban street persona – she was a smart student," the friend (named Stephanie Jones) said.
She's apparently so bloody posh that she plays tennis and has a degree in popular music!
Sidenote: you can do a degree in popular music? WHERE DO WE SIGN UP?
"It's all an act. I think it's just a joke and maybe it's got out of hand and she's got through first and second rounds," Stephanie added, speaking to The Sun.
This all makes so much sense it's ridic – whatever next? Nicole Scherzinger is a secret spy from The Voice? Emily Middlemas and Ryan Lawrie haven't actually been porking on the stairs of the contestant house? IS THE X FACTOR ACTUALLY A FIX?