Was Honey G just ATTACKED on stage?!

The most utterly bizarre thing just happened on Saturday evening's The X Factor live shows and we are not bitchin' about the 'Louis Loves' theme... Though maybe we will another time, because it is nauseating, isn't it?

Whilst we merely checked on our pizza, there was sudden CHAOS at the end of Honey G's performance, as someone invaded the stage. Then Simon Cowell heroically came to her rescue and SAVED THE DAY.

G'waaan Si.

Also, where are the bouncers? Were they checking on their double-cheesed base as well?

It is unclear what actually happened, because the cameras swiftly moved to the judges, but a man seemed to have grabbed Honey’s microphone and was standing frighteningly close to her. Was he fed up with all the singing and decided to take matters into his own hands?

Afterwards Honey looked right as rain, though some of her swag had definitely evaporated under the hot stage lights. Simon told her to ignore that and that she had done a mighty job. Dermot sympathised with the 'realest chick in the game' and asked if she was okay, despite, er, being almost attacked on stage.

WHY IS HONEY G MAKING PEOPLE SO ANGRY? SHE IS JUST A RAP ARTIST WHO BOUNCES UP AND DOWN IN LEATHER TROUSERS? THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO STRESS ABOUT LIKE A) TRUMP B) RAIN C) THAT IT’S ONE MONTH TILL CHRISTMAS AND WE HAVE BOUGHT NOTHING.

Phew.

Twitter users were BAFFLED by the events.

Like really baffled.

Some were feeling sad for the North Weezy lass.

Some less so.

Before that M.C Hammer performance, we witnessed a VT of Honey G and Mummy G in their posh living-room having the most oddest musical moments. Mummy G was on the piano and Honey G was rapping. It was weird.

We need to sit down in a dark room.