Jonathan Cheban made some pretty outrageous demands for Celebs Go Dating

This year has been an absolute f*cking disaster for a number of reasons, but there was one beacon of hope that shone brightly through all the dramz.

And that was Celebs Go Dating.

Obviously.

Celebs Go Dating was the show we never saw coming but then couldn't imagine our lives without. The show in which celebs went out with ordinary burping members of the public, the show that gave us MARLENE, and the show that introduced our inappropriate crush on Tyger Drew-Honey.

We miss it.

So we're extremely excited that it'll be returning at some point next year – check out the celeb line-up HERE.

One of the rumoured celebs is Kim Kardashian's bestie (a job title we've always wished was ours, TBH) Jonathan Cheban.

Given his history when it comes to British TV shows, we aren't holding out much hope (remember him in CBB? Lol.), and he's apparently made some pretty mad demands ahead of his appearance.

According to reports, these include a private jet and £5,000 per-night hotel stay.

A source said: "Jonathan will be the highest profile star on the reality show and securing someone of his calibre comes at a cost and a certain amount of expectations on the show's producers.

"Jonathan has demanded a private jet to bring him and his entourage to the UK and a suite for the duration at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel which costs up to £5,000.00 per night - a total cost of £300,000 for the 2 months he will stay in the UK," they continued to the Daily Mail.

"Show bosses are referring to him as their star of the show and are set to meet his demands at any cost to ensure he is happy."

We'd say Celebs Go Dating is more of your Uber and Holiday Inn kinda vibe, but good luck with that, Jonathan.

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