As much as we love Celebs Go Dating (and we really do, it’s literally the best TV show in the world), we can’t help but feel the last series was a bit stressful.
Aside from Stephen Bear being absolutely disgusting all over the shop – asking twins for a threesome, and demanding to know if basically every single girl shaved their ‘noonies’ – we had Jonathan Cheban being, tbh, a bit of a dick.
He (ALLEGEDLY) made huge demands of the producers before going on the show, including an actual private jet and a £5,000 per night hotel stay – and then he was just a bit rude to every girl he dated on the show.
Including the one who looked literally exactly Kim Kardashian.
ANYWAY, it was reported earlier this week that he was doing a Joey Essex and going back on the show for round two, but he has now denied these claims.
And this is apparently because he’s got a new girlfriend!
Speaking to The Sun Online, he said: “She’s a New Yorker, and I’m seeing her on Friday in the Hamptons.
“She’s not a celebrity, just a civilian!”
Very Celebs Go Dating of you, Jonathan.
And speaking about the prospect of him returning to the show, he denied he was coming back, explaining that it was because: “I actually don’t have time to do it as I missed so much filming on the Kardashians, I missed half of season thirteen and I can’t miss another month unless they take a big break.
Is it weird that we’re kinda disappointed?
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