Katie Price has revealed that she caught Kieran Hayler and Jane Pountney having sex in her stables via security camera, while chatting on Celebrity Big Brother.
The former glamour model, author and now, onesie hater explained how the whole sordid ordeal unfolded to her celeb housemates.
She said: “Whenever I do parties they are always fancy dress because I think people make an effort.
“So this was the first year I didn't because last year I did a onesie one and Keiran and Jane f***ed in my stables so I will never wear a onesie again.
Katie who is thought to have been paid £500K for her CBB appearance stressed that she can’t get the image out of her head - we know how you feel love, neither can we!
She explained: “It was on the cameras, it was one o'clock in the morning on my cameras. You can see them walking up to the stables and I never knew, everyone was in my house partying.
She added: “Don't mess with the Pricey!” Oh gahd, why say that? We almost felt sorry for you for a bit then. Stop calling yourself Pricey.
“I caught them kissing on a holiday that I had f***ing paid for.”
“I remember going down to the bar one day in Cape Verde to ask the staff if they had seen my husband. They pointed towards the beach and said he'd gone that way.
“I asked them if he was with anyone and they said no. At that point, I knew he had gone to meet her.
“So I started walking towards the beach and in the distance, I could see these two silhouettes on the sun loungers. My heart was racing because I knew it was them.
“Then there they were, kissing each other.
“'I f***ing got her by the head, pulled her off of the sunbed and started whacking her, saying "I f***ing knew it you f***ing w***e". S**t!”
This does beg the question, just how many times did Katie Price catch Kieran Hayler and Jane Pountney at it? Surely the one time bonking in the barn was enough?
Expect a lot more gossip gold from Katie Price in Celebriy Big Brother.
Here's her biggest ever celeb spats...
CBB 2015: Katie Price's biggest celebrity fights EVER – featuring spats with Katie Hopkins, Kelly Brook AND Kim Kardashian!
1 of 8Katie Price vs Katie Hopkins
Straight-talking Hopkins took to Twitter in August 2014 to publicly attack the Pricey’s, uh, unusual choice in daughter’s name. "BUNNY? Makes sense, given your dad was going at it like a rabbit with all of mum's mates," she tweeted. Burn! The former Apprentice runner-up also appeared on Celebrity Juice where she continued to slate Katie’s choice of baby name saying, “I'm not so keen on Katie Price's baby name either. I don't think Bunny is a great name for a baby, do you?” Miss Price didn’t hold back when she blasted Katie Hopkins for being ‘ignorant’ when she claimed "behind every fat child is a fat parent", referring to her son Harvey. Will the CBB house become a battleground between the two Katies?
2 of 8Alicia Douvall
For a woman best known for her multiple breast enlargements, the Pricey displayed a tiny hint of hypocrisy when she infamously accused Alicia of being addicted to cosmetic surgery in June 2012. She told one interviewer: "Alicia Douvall? To me that is having a problem with surgery, I don't understand it. She doesn't have anyone around her to say, 'Look what are you doing'." Um, Katie? HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR OWN BODY IN THE MIRROR RECENTLY???
3 of 8Kelly Brook
These two engaged in a Twitter war in 2013, when Katie Price revealed she'd had a fling with Kelly's ex-fella Danny Cipriani. Labelling Katie "desperate", Kelly tweeted: “@MissKatiePrice Your doing a Kiss&Tell on Danny?? Haha that’s hilarious you dated for 5mins and was one of many at the time. Desperate." Ouchies.
4 of 8Goff_T_Giles_080514_26
Although they may be friends now (well, ish) after Katie offered her support to Big Brother star Chantelle following her break-up with Katie’s ex Alex Reid in 2011, they weren't always pals. Katie and Chantelle had many clashes over Alex - and at one point, Katie even claimed that Chantelle was "ruining her life".
5 of 8Peaches-Geldof
When the late Peaches Geldof posted a picture of her dog licking her baby son's face, Katie took to Twitter to share her thoughts about Peaches' parenting skills, saying she didn’t think it was safe to have an animal that close to a child. Peaches hit back saying: "Funny that Katie Price aka 'Jordan' lol thinks that I shouldn't allow my gentle, sweet golden retriever dog near his best friend, my son. Could say the same thing to her about letting some of the multitude of 'boyfriends' she has near her kids." Erm, maybe Katie should have kept her mouth shut on this one?
6 of 8Victoria Beckham
Katie had a dig at the ex-Spice Girl when she labelled her 'Misery Spice' at the band's reunion in 2012, where Posh was pictured doing the her trademark ‘duck face’ while her former band mates were seen grinning. Katie said: "Perhaps her bunions were killing her again, or maybe her tight dress meant she had problems holding in her wind - but it felt more like a case of her thinking, 'I'm in fashion now dah-lings. All this is just SO beneath me.'" We won’t be expecting a duo from these two again any time soon, then...
7 of 8Kim Kardashian
The ex-glamour model - who got her break as a Page 3 girl - managed to show a shimmer more hypocrisy when she slammed Kim's totally naked Paper magazine shoot as "unattractive". Umm.
8 of 8Kim Woodburn
Back in 2009 when Katie returned to the I'm A Celebrity jungle, campmate Kim got her knickers in a twist when Katie asked what the camp thought of her. Kim told Jordan: "You live and die for publicity, and you do it well." Well Katie, you did ask...