It's not at all nauseating to hear that Kim Woodburn's name is not the only thing that's still Burning.
Maybe this is why she's so damn het up. She probably just needs a good dust and tickle down south to get rid of all the pent up anger.
Have we burnt horrific images into your retinas yet? Yes? Job done.
Before going into the mad house that is the CBB house, the 74-year-old told everyone about her rampant sex life with her husband, Peter.
And they've been together for 37 years, so that's pretty impressive. Imagine having sex with the SAME PERSON for 37 years.
Kim told The Mirror last year: "I may be old, darling, but I still have a raging fire down below, let me tell you!"
"I can look at all the men’s muscle bums on the beach."
It turns out the OAP even has ambitions of taking her kit of for lads' mags.
Back in 2006, she told the Daily Star she'd be up for being shot in just her birthday suit.
She said: "I wouldn’t go fully nude. I’d show my boobs – but I wouldn’t open my legs.
“If I don’t do it at my age I’m going to be in the knacker’s yard.
“I haven’t got years to think about it.”
We're trying not to panic, but it was revealed that she's up for eviction tonight and is up against three other housemates.
An insider doesn’t think she’ll be booted out and told The Sun Online: “Fans are loving the drama she brings to the show so it’s unlikely she’ll be evicted tonight.
“Bosses are thrilled with the drama Kim has brought to the show and how she has shaken up the dynamics of the house.”
One lucky (or could that be unlucky?) housemate will be granted eternal immunity from nominations, and another eternal nomination in a secret twist.
Surely we can't get rid of horny Kim now? She's only just got started.
If she goes, who will there be to wind up "Nicole" and the "chicken-livered shit" otherwise known as "the washed-up footballer"?
That's Jamie, FYI.
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