Not content with being a reality star, businessman and, err, star of his own solo sex tape, Kirk Norcross is apparently now trying to be a pop star – and he has released a song, quite literally, just in time for Christmas.
Former The Only Way Is Essex star Kirk posted the video, which has actually had money spent on it and everything, on YouTube on Sunday.
The song, called Who You Are, features Zack Knight who was on Kirk's cover of Rude by Magic!, and it’s actually reasonably catchy.
The track opens with the genius line, “She’s beautiful, just like your mother”, which Kirk sings from a little bench whilst surrounded by ice and Christmas presents.
Kirk’s dance moves/hand signals are really something rather special – as he sings “Where you been hiding all my life?”, he circles his finger around in the air as if to signal, well, we have no idea. Clearly the budget was spent on the actual filming rather than hiring a choreographer.
In the video Kirk, uhm, makes himself a girlfriend who he then appears to instantly fall in love with while taking sweet selfies.
The television star shared the video with fans, tweeting: “So here it is guys! My 1st single ft @iamzackknight https://kirknorcross.bandcamp.com/ enjoy #whoyouare #Christmas #MerryChristmas #HappyChristmas.”
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